A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich
man to the people mentioned in the will:

"To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by
me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her
the house and $2 million."

The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica,
who looked after me in sickness and kept the
business going, I leave her the yacht, the business
and $1 million."

The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan,
who hated me, argued with me, and thought that
I would never mention him in my will - well you
are wrong.

Hi Dan!"