A wealthy couple prepared to go out for the evening. The woman of the
house gave their butler, Jervis, the rest of the night off. She said
they would return home very late, and that he should just enjoy his
evening. The wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she
came home early, alone. Her husband stayed on socializing
with important clients. As the woman walked into her house, she found Jervis
by himself in the dining room. She called him to follow her, and led him
in to the master bedroom. She turned to him and said, in the voice she knew he
must obey, "Jervis, I want you to take off my dress."
This he did, hanging it carefully over a chair.
"Jervis," she continued, "now take off my stockings and garter belt."
Again, Jervis silently obeyed.
"Now, Jervis, I want you to remove my bra and panties."
Eyes downcast, Jervis obeyed. Both were breathing
deeply, the tension mounting between them. She looked at him
and said, "Jervis, if I ever catch you wearing my stuff again, you're fired."