A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive
goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her
ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty
swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the
process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups.
Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path
to her golfbag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and
I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you
won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter
you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The
mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.
Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your ball?"
"It's over here in the pussy willows." The wife screams back, "DON'T
HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"s."