A 54-year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening
that read. "Dear Wife, I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter, I
will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18-year old secretary."
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
that read as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54 and by the time you receive
this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and
virile 18-year old boy toy. Since you are an accountant, you will appreciate
that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."