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This has got to be how the phrase "Who'se
your daddy" came into existence eh...LMAO
(my tummy's gonna be queazy all day now)


A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress
Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,
protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some
aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to
be spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still
early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what
her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching
her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every
nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss
there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time
to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was
her husband.

After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in
her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away
and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up
for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came
in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
into the spare room and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing
poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to
your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life.