This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay
"But what the heck", he says, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter
approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for
the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies."
The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him
a second to think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his
left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty Customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause
it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is
sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?"
The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is
Job 1." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the
bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled
Look asks, "Why secret?"
The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR