Q: What are three words you most dread hearing while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."
Q: What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairytales?
A: White fairy tales starts, "Once upon a time....". Black fairy tales
starts, "Yo, you motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit....."
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow.
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same
day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to
fuck off! Q: Do you know why women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay.
Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and gettingcircumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 thinkof?
A: Dating children.
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball?
A: A guy will a spend hours searching for a golfball.
Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A: She knows she's given her last blow job.
Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit?
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.
Q. What's the definition of Trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.
Q. How do you find a blonde in long grass? A. Pleasing!
Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!
Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is
bedtime? A.When the big hand touches the little hand...
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.
Q: How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper?
A: The tongue's still in the envelope.
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; youjust
can't beat a blow job.