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A dying American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq
tells the nurse: "How I wish I could kiss the American flag
before I die"

Nurse: (Extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism): "Actually, I have the American flag tattooed on my bottom. You may kiss
my ass, if you don't mind it"

Soldier: "Of course I wouldn't mind it. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish as a patriot American"

The nurse took off her panty and the dying soldier kissed the flag.

Soldier: "Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?"