A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to a prospective
buyer. As they walked along a fence line the buyer saw bee hives and
stopped. He said, "Those hives are pretty close to the road." The
farmer explained that the bees just made honey and have never stung anyone.
The buyer felt unsure about the sale until he proposed that he be tied
to a nearby tree, naked, overnight. If he was stung once he would get
the farm for free, but if he wasn't stung then he would pay the farmer
double the price. The farmer agreed and tied the now naked man to thetree.
The next morning the farmer saw the man leaning over and very pale.
"Oh no," the farmer thought, "he got stung and now I have to give him the farm!"
As he reached the man he gently shook him and asked where he got stung
an if he needed a doctor. "No, no, I'm okay," gasped the naked man,
"I'll pay you double for the farm but doesn't that damn calf have a mother?"