Three guys were sitting in a bar, talking.
One was a doctor, one was a lawyer, and one was a biker.
After a sip of his martini, the doctor said,"You know, tomorrow is my
anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I
figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least
like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied, "Well, on my
anniversary I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the
Bahamas. I figured that if she didn't like the pearls, she would at
least like the trip, and she would know that I love her."
The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah? Well,
for my anniversary, I got my old lady a T-shirt and a vibrator. I
figured that if she didn't like the T-shirt, she could go fuck